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To get a review from L. R. Ballard that you can brag about you must understand the rules. First of all, you should understand this is a big step and can have consequences if you don't get a great review. To help understand what L. R. Ballard accepts is a children to adult (non-erotica) story that is decently written and remotely edited, examples of what will get low scores is below this paragraph. We will still post a one or two star reviews on this site. We will however not post that star rating on Amazon or any other site you wanted us to add our review to because of the poor score. Yes we will post our review to any site that is legal to post to, that you would like us to, for three or higher scores which will also get free advertising on this sight for a week. We accept kindle versions of books that you must gift to firstname.lastname@example.org which is also the contact email you use to apply for a review. It is a overall professional review. If you do not have a kindle version of your book you can pay us to make one for you or ship your book to us through communication on email.
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Not afraid to give one or two star reviews, if you think you can write as good as a hollywood movie. You will probably get a low score, because that is bottom of the barrel. Not to say it may or may not make a good movie. I just don't want to read tragedy after tragedy because of hate issues and personal problems that turn into a lesson for really no one that only you thought was important and too many fail to do the right thing, this includes you.
Now for my lovely examples;
Romance that is immature or has no serious commitment and divorce is okay will get at best 2 stars for trying. Also love triangles that consist of mostly males that can't be men due to confused leadership, and women that have thrown away a guy they can look up to for more males with no good homes. These women are feeding the wrong thing instead of being a proud women they are reduced to competing with males for not dealing with their womanhood. Your contorting males to be your puppets, that isn't good.
Fantasy with no rules of how things work so people can't logically understand principles or boundaries or make any sense of what's going on, has only the potential of getting 3 stars for creativity.
Science Fiction that is too dark, vain, boasting of needing no ones help because they are happy or spoiled that delights in all things evil, which probably means there is a hell. Basically too dark, vain, and stupid to want anything good in the future besides ideas that help transcend mankind in fears they should confront, not devil suggested infinite more hells that you can conjure up. If this is you get help, and stop dreaming of multiple forms of hell, seriously. Possible 2 stars for trying to not be too evil.
Whimsical turns of events, basically things that don't add up that are just put there because of confidence issues in wanting to be superior to someone or something which doesn't seem true because of the way it conducted in your story, which usually means it doesn't make complete sense. Has a potential of getting 3 stars because of humor. (Maybe 4 if your that horribly wrong.)
Horror that is gore or just hell or too detailed hell worship without creativity in the way you scare people will get a 1 star for making me sick and wasting my time. PG-13 make the best horror movies, because of the demand to make creative scares.
Any book that has people comp-in out without creativity, a general lesson of learning or is just crap like abortion will get a low score. This is just done to help people know what to expect and help people. So if you still want a free review email me. Otherwise you can go to The Indie View.
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